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Gordon Brown has flatly refused to accept any blame for his part in the collapse of our banks. He's placed the blame squarely on the shoulders of the US Government's failure to control Wall Street tomfoolery. Yet astonishingly he didn't seem quite so keen to offer up this opinion when he spoke to the US Congress today - most of whom didn't seem to know who he was.

"Collective responsibility" was the term he used. What a weasely hypocritical fucker he is. He wants us all to believe that he alone was responsible for the ten years of economic boom while he was chancellor - no collective responsibility there - but when it all turned to rat shit it's not his fault? Utter cunt.

Why has he suddenly started puffing his chest out and talking tough about abolishing tax havens? Because Barack Obama wants them outlawed is why I reckon. Gordon Brown has consistently refused to play ball whenever the EU has discussed ways of outlawing them because most of them are under UK control one way or another. I'd like to hear Obama call for the outlawing of non-elected heads of state just to see the look on Gordon Brown's face.

He's such a fraud. He's as responsible as anyone for this mess and yet he still has the front to blame America, then when he's in America he finds a way of blaming them without actually blaming them and leaving himself with complete impunity. They gave him a standing ovation but I bet while they clapped they were all calling him a two faced Irish cunt under their breath. Bless the Americans for their inability to distinguish between the Irish and Scottish colonies. And and and, what really gets my dander up, is no one fucking elected him.

This talk of a special relationship has got to stop also. Every time they mention it it brings me out in hives. We're the only ones who seem to believe it exists. All this relationship has done for us is cost us billions of pounds and the lives of about 600 soldiers. America have never done a fucking thing for us. Their national anthem is about beating us at the Battle of Baltimore."Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!" Oh cheers, we're so special to them they still sing in celebration about how polluting our presence on their soil is.

If I was the British Prime Minister visiting America and had to stand there and listen to that Anthem being played and then listen to their President talking about how special our relationship is, I'd feel compelled to highlight their duplicity.

They have never helped us ever. Forget the second world war, they only joined that when it became clear who would win. At Suez they threatened us with bankruptcy if we didn't do what they said. They remained neutral when the Argie bargies invaded the Falklands and we're still waiting for a thank you letter for saving them in Iraq. If you recall it took only a few hundred Black Watch soldiers to do a job 20,000 US marines were incapable of doing.

France have nothing but utter contempt for America yet they have received as much support from them as we have. I'm sure they'd rather we all just morphed into Europe so they wouldn't have to deal with us seperately. Special relationship my arse. "No power on Earth can drive us apart?" We haven't been together since the Atlantic ocean drove us apart a few cabillion years ago. Do fuck off Gordon.