The most patronising and shit advert to date?
Gary: Tony?
Tony: Gary!
Gary: Must be three years since we worked together on the site?
Tony: Yes at least, where did you go?
Gary: Well, while I was working with you I was doing my electricians course at the skills center.
Tony: Huh!!?? Working and doing the course? Doing them at the same fucking time? I can barely comprehend such a thing!
Gary: No seriously, earning and learning. I'm rich now, my beard is tidier and I'm shagging your sister on Tuesdays. Don't tell the wife though ha ha ha wink. You should give them a ring.
Tony: Yeah, any reason why you didn't mention it three fucking years ago? I've been living in a ditch since 2007.
Gary: Well I'm better than you now see, so it's much funnier waiting until your life has turned to utter rat shit before I try and help you.
Tony: I hope you get aids then Gary cause my sister's a heroine addict and HIV positive.
Gary: Ha ha no seriously give them a ring, it could change your life.
Tony: Jog on cunt.
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2 comments:
Who's the woman at the top of the blog?
I say Charlize Theron, but my gf thinks it is Jodie Kidd.
TIA
Scott
It's Gemma Atkinson apparently
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