Patterns of 9 and 8 related numbers

2/25/2009 06:54:00 am / The truth was spoken by Rich /

If you ever wanted to know what goes through my mind in the wee small hours of the morning, well this is it. While the rest of the country sleeps and it's collective stream of consciousness is smooth and undisturbed like a fast flowing river, I lie awake like a rock in the middle of the stream churning up the waters behind me into a torrent of white water thought. Oh yes.


I won't divulge exactly how I stumbled upon this mathematical wonder, cause you won't want to be friends with me any more, so just marvel instead at the awesomeness of numbers and the cool things wot you can do with them.

See here, come closer, behold my discovery: If you add up the digits of the totals of multiples of nine until you're left with a single digit, that total is always nine!! Always. How cool is that? Nine is now my favourite number...just look:

2 x 9 = 18 - 1 + 8 = 9
3 x 9 = 27 - 2 + 7 = 9
4 x 9 = 36 - 3 + 6 = 9
5 x 9 = 45 - 4 + 5 = 9
6 x 9 = 54 - 5 + 4 = 9
7 x 9 = 63 - 6 + 3 = 9
8 x 9 = 72 - 7 + 2 = 9
9 x 9 = 81 - 8 + 1 = 9
10 x 9 = 90 - 9 + 0 = 9
11 x 9 = 99 - 9 + 9 = 18 - 1 + 8 = 9
12 x 9 = 108 - 1 + 0 + 8 = 9
13 x 9 = 117 - 1 + 1 + 7 = 9

And so on...amazing stuff. But wait, there's more. Nine was my favourite number until I realised that 8's are even cooler. Look, look what happens when you do the same thing with 8's. No go on, please look, it's cool I promise.

2 x 8 = 16 - 1 + 6 = 7
3 x 8 = 24 - 2 + 4 = 6
4 x 8 = 32 - 3 + 2 = 5
5 x 8 = 40 - 4 + 0 = 4
6 x 8 = 48 - 4 + 8 = 12 - 1 + 2 = 3
7 x 8 = 56 - 5 + 6 = 11 - 1 + 1 = 2
8 x 8 = 64 - 6 + 4 = 10 = 1 + 0 = 1
9 x 8 = 72 - 7 + 2 = 9
10 x 8 = 80 - 8 + 0 = 8
11 x 8 = 88 - 8 + 8 = 16 - 1 + 6 = 7
12 x 8 = 96 - 9 + 6 = 15 - 1 + 5 = 6
13 x 8 = 104 - 1 + 0 + 4 = 5
14 x 8 = 112 - 1 + 1 + 2 = 4
15 x 8 = 120 - 1 + 2 + 0 = 3
16 x 8 = 128 = 1 + 2 + 8 = 11 - 1 + 1 = 2
17 x 8 = 136 = 1 + 3 + 6 = 10 - 1 + 0 = 1

The totals perpetually count down from 9 to 1. 7's, 6's and 5's are all gay by comparison. Man, I tell you what,.. I love tits as you know, I think tits will always be my favourite thing, but this stuff really fascinates me. I only hope I still find this as cool tomorrow afternoon when I wake up and am not delirious because of number related sleep deprivation and also that it isn't something everyone knew already.

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