Almost the very second I clicked 'post' to alert you all to my peril just now, the lights did shine and my electric appliances did whiiiiiirrrrrr into action. I'M SAVED!!! Jesus saved me even though I was nasty about his Dad yesterday.
God and Jesus gave me an opportunity tonight to think about what I'd said and repent and I love them both for it. I apologise. My life belongs to Jesus. Obviously you exists elsewise how could the Spar shop be in darkness but yet the Co-op still be all lit up which was only about half a mile away? Only God could do that.
I don't mind telling you though I'm slightly disappointed as I was warming to the idea of being interrogated by Colonel Whilma Deering. I bet her methods are uncompromising. Damn those efficient eastern European electricians, coming over here stealing our sexual fantasies.
God and Jesus gave me an opportunity tonight to think about what I'd said and repent and I love them both for it. I apologise. My life belongs to Jesus. Obviously you exists elsewise how could the Spar shop be in darkness but yet the Co-op still be all lit up which was only about half a mile away? Only God could do that.
I don't mind telling you though I'm slightly disappointed as I was warming to the idea of being interrogated by Colonel Whilma Deering. I bet her methods are uncompromising. Damn those efficient eastern European electricians, coming over here stealing our sexual fantasies.
Colonel Deering, phwooar. Although she appears to be sporting alezza armband I'd convert her I would. No danger.
Oh well, I ought to go and make myself a microwave curry, one of those little things what comes in a pot, in case we lose our power again. I ought to quickly make some biscuits too. I should go the temperature has dropped to 268 kelvin, there's not a moment to lose!!
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