Fuck up Nigel, let's fuck him up good

12/09/2008 03:59:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /


Who funds those 'knock off Nigel' adverts? I thought it was concerned with people pirating DVD's and music off t'internets, but the one I just saw yesterday seemed to be just a general whinge at tight people, but there's one line that's way beyond just being tight; "He steals money from whip-rounds" - ha ha what?

Who steals money from whip rounds? It's one thing to download music off the intrawebs - I don't even consider this stealing since the music company dudes hiked up the prices on CDs and records and cassettes (remember them kids?) for decades, downloading a free MP3 is just taking back what's yours - but stealing money from whip rounds is taking cash from your mates. That's not being financial prudent is it, it's just being a thiving bastard.

They should have a new advert altogether for people who do that,

He's a thieving bastard
let's fuck his shit up
let's dislocate his ankles
and rupture his balls.

Let's fuck up Nigel
let's fuck him up good
Let's cut him up
and feed him to some pigs

It doesn't rhymn, but it gets the message across unlike this knock off Nigel nonsense. Weird, anyway I'm off to download some free MP3s.


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