Goal - get in!!
Goal - fuck my life Robbie fucking Keane - sprout faced munchkin
Fabregas out for what looks like fucking ages - cunt it
Adebayor off - this is taking the piss
Van Persie and everyone else in red booked - hopefully I'm asleep and this isn't happening
Howard Webb just booking people now alphabetically - Almunia looks nervous. More nervous than usual I mean.
Howard Webb stops the game to sharpen his pencil
8 minutes to go and despite being a man down Liverpool haven't dominated. What does this tell us about Adebayor's influence on a game? He's a useless lazy cunt is one possible answer.
Liverpool are without doubt the luckiest bunch of tax dodging spud faced chancers in all of professional sports. How they're top of the league is beyond me. If we could just beat teams like Stoke and Hull we'd be walking it. If we could just uncover the secret to beating the leagues bottom feeders...if we could just find the key to not losing to complete dross we'd be champions by January, that's what I always say. Fucking Liverpool can't even dress themselves. Silver shirts, red shorts and socks. Shocking scenes!
Come on Arsenal for fucks sake fucking score.
3 minutes of stoppage time - typically when Steven Gerrard his given most of his penalties.
Oh fuck, just as I say that Eboue comes on. Shitting it now.
1 minute to go, free kick to Arsenal inside Liverpools half
Final whistle 1-1. Fucking Liverpool. Always find a way of luck boxing their way to not lose. No but de do..de do dow don't de dow.
No but de do, de do dow don't de dow.
Off to Abingdon for poker now and listen to a loud scouser until I'm out.
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