VP's preparing to shout a load of crap at America

10/01/2008 10:18:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /

There's another debate tomorrow over in Merca. A Vice Presidential one this time; Joe Biden, who reminds me of one of the Ant Hill mob and Sarah Palin who's so stupid even Dan Quayle has started making fun of her.

Historically these things have no baring on the election, but this one might because John McCain is so close to the grave that one can't help but think of death when he's on TV. Whether he's talking about Iraq, the economy or health care all I hear is Ralph Stanley.

The man looks like a ghost and that makes Sarah Palin, who thinks Noah really did have an ark, potentially the 44th or 45th President of the United States depending on how long he clings to life.



It's a tricky one for Joe Biden because although he is vastly more experienced and not nearly as mental, his social skills are not the best and his concentration is limited. Thus, he has previous for becoming distracted and quite irate for no apparent reason.

Consequently he'll deliver a thundering polemic speech about Iraq when the debate topic may have been about care for the elderly. He also gets a bit confused sometimes with chronology, recently insisting that FDR calmed the nations fears about the economy in the 1930's with a TV address.

Sarah Palin as we know, doesn't know anything even remotely relevant to running the free world and she doesn't even know that she doesn't know that. She does know how to skin a moose and shoot a wolf from a helicopter though and believes whole heatedly that women ought to be stoned for adultery.


Biden preparing for his debate with Sarah Palin in St Louis

If Biden is his usual "tear 'em a new one" self and goes crazy he'll be accused of picking on poor Sarah. If he over compensates he'll be accused of patronising her as George Bush Snr was when he debated with Geraldine Ferraro during his stint as Reagan's VP.

My flying monkey's have been in St. Louis with their ears to ground and their tushys in the air this last few days, but away from their sexual mating rituals they've also been collecting information for me.

Barack Obama has apparently been evaluating Biden's progress during his practice debates and although initially he had to insist that he tone down his aggressive delivery, he's confident his experience and foreign policy resumé will win him the debate and within hours Merca will have forgotten all about it and resume their panic about the economy which is supposedly in a foot race to the pearly gates with John McCain, although I'm starting to believe it's all a load of hooey.

Utimately this would mean the election is over as a contest anyway. It may very well be a landslide. I'm even thinking of having a few shillings on Texas voting Democrat. Why not I always say, it's no stranger than a Vice Presidential candidate in the 21st century believing she will see Jesus in her life time.

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