France have threatened Iran with World War if they don't cease their nuclear weapons programs? Erm...France? This is bizarre on several counts. First of all, do they even have an army? Has anyone seen them since they high-tailed it out of Paris in 1940? They're all probably still huddled in a barn somewhere in Bordeaux eating Brie and breaking wind.
Perhaps when they mean war, they mean, standing by while the British and American soldiers do their fighting while they eat sausage and drink wine in bunkers a couple of thousand miles away. I can't imagine the Iranians are shaking in their flip-flops at the thought of a French army homing into view stinking of Yves Saint Lauren and garlic.
Secondly, the demands here appear to be, either stop your development of nuclear weapons cause we don't want you starting a World War III, OR ELSE....er we'll start World War III. Bloody French, stick to cooking and playing Petanque, leave the logic to those of us who don't have cheese for brains.
I don't see what all the fuss is about anyway. So what if the Iranians have nuclear weapons? They can't fire them at anyone. Not without ending the world. Really, to launch one of those things is to begin the end of the world and no one has the stones to do that and no world leader according to my research is mental enough to do that. Bush would have already done it; Senior or Junior and Reagan for that matter, Reagan would have done it by accident when trying to call for the maid.
I mean reeeeally, the only way someone would voluntarily end the world is if, oh I don't know, if they thought that in doing so they would earn themselves a place in heaven or paradise or something. Like it would be a good thing to kill zillions of westerners in some sort of holy war, like it would make you a martyr or something and you'd be playing croquet with God on the beautifully kept lawns of paradise seconds after your body evaporated in a squish from the blast. That's the only way I could see a proper mentalist launching those things so I think we're safe enough aren't.....oh I see, shit, they do believe that...I see the danger now...ARGGHHHHHHH we're gonna die we're gonna die...somebody call somebody..
Perhaps when they mean war, they mean, standing by while the British and American soldiers do their fighting while they eat sausage and drink wine in bunkers a couple of thousand miles away. I can't imagine the Iranians are shaking in their flip-flops at the thought of a French army homing into view stinking of Yves Saint Lauren and garlic.
Secondly, the demands here appear to be, either stop your development of nuclear weapons cause we don't want you starting a World War III, OR ELSE....er we'll start World War III. Bloody French, stick to cooking and playing Petanque, leave the logic to those of us who don't have cheese for brains.
I don't see what all the fuss is about anyway. So what if the Iranians have nuclear weapons? They can't fire them at anyone. Not without ending the world. Really, to launch one of those things is to begin the end of the world and no one has the stones to do that and no world leader according to my research is mental enough to do that. Bush would have already done it; Senior or Junior and Reagan for that matter, Reagan would have done it by accident when trying to call for the maid.
I mean reeeeally, the only way someone would voluntarily end the world is if, oh I don't know, if they thought that in doing so they would earn themselves a place in heaven or paradise or something. Like it would be a good thing to kill zillions of westerners in some sort of holy war, like it would make you a martyr or something and you'd be playing croquet with God on the beautifully kept lawns of paradise seconds after your body evaporated in a squish from the blast. That's the only way I could see a proper mentalist launching those things so I think we're safe enough aren't.....oh I see, shit, they do believe that...I see the danger now...ARGGHHHHHHH we're gonna die we're gonna die...somebody call somebody..
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